Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.
I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please
Me: oh it's my phone one sec
do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.
Your name will echo throughout history.
I loved spring breakers
Is this not me
NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon
if you don’t know this whole song by heart, I don’t want to know you
Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.
That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat
This is amazing.
YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!